My buddy
+Kim Beasley shared this on Facebook, and it is
waaay too hilarious to not share with you all. I don't know how court reporters manage to maintain their bearing when things like this are happening in the courtroom, but there's no way I could do it.
----------------------------------------HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called
Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters...